The Best Shiatsu Chair on the Market

From Zen Shiatsu – Evanston’s Massage Alternative

I’m going to make a bold statement. Human beings give better shiatsu than chairs. In fact, human beings might be considered the very best shiatsu chairs on the market!!

I have to be honest, I find that most shiatsu chairs lack the sensitivity needed to be really good shiatsu therapists. Their quality of touch is, quite frankly, stiff and wooden. By contrast, the “Human Hand” feature is perhaps one of the finest selling points of the human shiatsu chair, being capable of finding the exact right points to relax and de-stress.

Shiatsu chairs are remarkably bad conversationalists. This is nowhere more obvious than when we watch a shiatsu chair take a health history.

Shiatsu chairs forget to ask even the most fundamental questions:

  • “What is your name?”
  • “Is the room temperature comfortable for you?”
  • “Do you mind if I grind my automatic knobs uncomfortably over your spine over and over?”

So, for the discerning consumer, I offer the following side-by-side comparisons of the “standard shiatsu chair” and the “human shiatsu chair”

Human Shiatsu Chair Features:

Magic Hands

Remarkable Skills in Stress Relief, Injury Recovery and Holistic Health Support

Life affirming, accepting, supports your authentic expression of self

Standard Shiatsu Chair Features:

Robot Hands

Remarkable skill in taking up living room space

Likely to be taken over as a secondary bed by your dog

The choice is clear. For your next shiatsu chair, choose a human being.

So if you’re considering buying a shiatsu chair: save some money and get a better shiatsu massage by going with the original: a human.